Our Boasting Poem

As part of our word warm-up for today's literacy lesson we have been making a class 'boasting poem' based on the topic; 'A Llanharan Primary School pupil is...'

A Llanharan Primary School pupil is...
A human calculator,
Posher than the Queen,
As respectful as royal subjects,
Writes better plays than Shakespeare himself,
Prettier than any pop star
that has been discovered,
Cooler than an ice cube,
Make the Fantastic Four the Fantastic Five,
Never takes no for an answer.